"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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