hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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