Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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