so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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how do you get fat doing blow?\namateur.
fuck the formatting shit on this site. pressing enter shouldn't slam a "\\n" in front of shit and make me look like an idiot.
You're lucky that you literally woke up, I usually only manage to wake up Figuratively. On a side note, many people don't actually experience loss of appetite after doing cocaine.
More like freshman 50
did those pretzels make you firsty? sorry had to
literally, bro?
well it could have been figuratively
Where is Figuratively when you need her?
I try to pick up the slack some. Literally seems to be the new like...like literally.
pretzels are actually a semi healthy snack. fat free at least
Booooring!
Way ur going it sounds
im sure the coke had nothing to do with your freshman 15
Yeah, enough with this "literally" thing. And "legit," too. Maybe it was virtually?
Freshman 15?
means you gain 15 pounds your freshman year of college
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