Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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