do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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