what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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Your neighbors bed was too hard...and your other neighbors bed was too soft...but YOUR bed was JUUUUST right....
Hey dad.
hello
"I'm Rick James!!" (then proceed to back hand them and calmly walk away)
I liked having sex on your bed is that the sleep number bed??
Are they aware of the fact? That makes a big difference..
Threesome with all parties!
*move hands near their face mystically* "you didn't see anything"
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for...
g'day mate!
Been there, done that... unfortunately.
Depends on if they know about it!
If its a girl, blame it on a slutty friend. If its a guy, don't say a word. And if you also happen to be the slutty friend of the group, invite bed owner to join in next time. It's the polite thing to do lol
How about..."Next!"
listen... about what happened. I can explain.. she wanted to have sex and I couldn't resist. I'm sorry bro
wish you had been there then we coulda made it a threesome. lets make sure you are next time
Hey Your Bed is Really comfortable..\n\nHow do you know ..\n\n\noh . lucky guess ?
Hi! I'm the random whore who used your bed. Wash the sheets because I have crabs!
um hi please don't call the cops
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