You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
