Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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