My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
