Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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