I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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