i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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