i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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