i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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