Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
