do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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