Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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