4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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