I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
