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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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