just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's blow job season.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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