R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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