Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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