At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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