We won't sleep together?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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