I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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