..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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