thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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