You're so nebulous sometimes
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
