I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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