She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
