You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize