absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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