I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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