we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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