She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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