I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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