Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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