His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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