Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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