Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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