Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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