The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Randomize
