haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
where am i from again
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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