You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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