Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
How external is "for external use only"?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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