So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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