I am puke
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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