No stitches, just platelets and will power
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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