I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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