I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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