Got a toothbrush?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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