i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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