is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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