Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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@blite\nYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
U sure he didnt have "crabs" down there?
Strive to be the funniest thing the ER doc has ever seen?
What, with no penis?
Hope they were dead
In the story I read his dick just got fucked up. Probably worse than being killed.
He died (I'm pretty sure). Not something to strive for.
better hope those rubber bands hold!
Hi im Bear Grills and today i'm going to steal these lobsters.
@blite! \nAHAHAHA that made my dayyyyy!! (:
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